Hoonsuit: Noun

A person who is considered a lover of mischief, or one who enjoys engaging in mischief. Devilish, but lovable. 
Comfortable absconding pierogi from any family member, then denying they had anything to do with it.
Often found soliciting nonsense in the local Halupki bars.
Slovak, Croatian, Russian, Polish DNA.
Attends Pierogi Fest in Whiting, Indiana every year wearing stretch clothes so he or she can eat 'til they explode.
Enjoys beer, wine, liquor and other controlled substances.
Have run ins with law enforcement but nothing serious (yet).
Firm Christians. Hard workers. Hard partiers, too.
Can be found living across the United States, but predominantly in NW Indiana. 
Practical jokers all of them. 

Some hoonsuits are famous, or coulda' been famous. 
Some are fine being anonymous.
Some are still "on-the-lamb."

President Donald Trump, while not a blood relative as far as we know, is also a hoonsuit. 

Soon we will explore and explain the Oger Beaver phenomenon, below: